Lol
No need to be scared. Lookie here:
Hi, I'm Teddy. You cannot stop reading this. Don't stop reading this, even though you can't stop! My name is still Teddy. I am either a 7 year old boy with wonderful spelling and grammar, or a 13 year-old troll with terrible spelling and grammar. We'll go with the prior. I have no eyes and blood on my face, which is certainly not cliche! Also, this may take you by total surprise, but I am dead. If you don't send this to 12 people, which isn't a random number, I'll crawl under your bed and kill you at midnight. Allow me to demonstrate how this is basically a lie because of how many exceptions there are to this:
Case 1:
Cake Seat-Belt
Doesn't believe in chain-letters and ignored this. Foolish Cake. She was sleeping one night when her TV began to flicker, and everyone knows flickering television equals DEATH.
Case 2:
Bob M. Jones
Hates chain mail, but gave enough of a crap about his life to send it to 4 people. Now he's in a coma that he'll never wake up from. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha aha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Doesn't my evil laugh send a chill down your spine? It's totally creeping you out. The internet's good at showing things like that.
Case 3:
White Girl
Is use to chain mail, apparently, and sent it to seven people before taking a shower. I sent someone else to appear in her mirror because I'm just too damn lazy. It's a good thing she had a mirror in her shower. She was scarred for life.
Case 4:
Nota Maid-Upname
Sent this to 12 people. He got drunk, stoned, laid, and then thrown off a bridge. But he got laid!
To recap, send this to:
0 People- Your television will flicker
1-6 people- I will laugh
7-11 people- A mirror will be in your shower
12 and over- You will get LAID and thrown off a bridge